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- A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?...

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- Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard....

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- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle....

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- And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and ther...

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- Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant...

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- What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter....

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- Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir....

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- Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly....

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- Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow ...

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- Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the ...

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- Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business....

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- Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read....

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- Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few t...

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- Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to se...

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- Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve....

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- Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wad...

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- Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies....

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- Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup....

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- Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !...

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- Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !...

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- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!...

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- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch d...

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- Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !...

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- Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !...

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- Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !...

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