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- Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood....

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- Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back p...

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- What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty....

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- What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels....

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- What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges....

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- Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood....

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- Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer....

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- Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger....

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- When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays....

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- Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz....

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- What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat....

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- Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts....

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- Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood....

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- How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner....

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- What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat....

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- What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula....

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- Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross....

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- Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein....

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- Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend....

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- Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed....

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- What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire....

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- Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker....

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- How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group....

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- How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap....

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- Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake....

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