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- How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!...

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- What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea....

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- What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time....

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- That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon....

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- What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....

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- If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one....

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- What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!...

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- Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time....

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- Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time....

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- Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time....

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- What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed....

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- Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime....

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- One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the t...

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- Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the U...

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- 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !...

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- A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure....

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- What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !...

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- What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one....

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- What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watc...

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- When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open....

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- Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time....

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- When do clocks die? When their time is up....

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