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A big bird
- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...

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A caring son
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...

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A dentis appointment
- Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...

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A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...
- A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...

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A game of golf
- A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
- A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The...

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A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
- A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...

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A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...

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A really bad, terrible mistake
- Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...

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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...
- A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...

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A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...

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A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...
- A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u...

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Ashamed
- Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...

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Changed my mind!
- This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...

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Condom Modelling Rejection
- Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...

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Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
- Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...

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Good fortune
- A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...

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How did Captain Hook die?
- Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch....

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"...

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I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...
- I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...

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It finally dawned
- "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ...

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Little Mermaid
- Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the f...

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Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis...
- Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...

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Mirror, mirror
- Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...

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