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- Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor....

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- Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one....

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- Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I...

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- Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player...

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- Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play...

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- Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it b...

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- Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it an...

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- Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality....

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- Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensiti...

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- Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!...

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- Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so....

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- Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."...

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- Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One....

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- Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before y...

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- Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure...

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- Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no...

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- Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator....

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- Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists....

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- Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....

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- Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves....

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- Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency....

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- Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story buildin...

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- Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....

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- Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving....

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- Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong...

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