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- How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright....

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- Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her....

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- How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate....

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- What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache....

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- Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of...

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- What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir....

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- Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around....

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- What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward....

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- What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!...

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- What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward....

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- What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter....

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- How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling....

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- On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday....

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- What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman....

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- First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape....

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- Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom....

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- How do you address a monster? Very politely....

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- Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs....

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- HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft....

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- What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater....

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- How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line....

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- What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure....

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- Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kin...

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- How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation...

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- What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand....

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