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- Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !...

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- What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !...

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- What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !...

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- How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !...

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- Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the col...

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- Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !...

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- What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !...

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- What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !...

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- What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el...

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- What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !...

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- How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !...

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- Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !...

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- A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really n...

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- What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !...

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- Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !...

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- How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in t...

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- How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !...

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- Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !...

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- How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !...

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- What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...

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- How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !...

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- Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...

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- Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...

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- Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !...

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- How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?...

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