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A final diagnosis
- |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...

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A Senior Citizen
- |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...

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An ode to old age
- |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...

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Automotive horror
- |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...

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Bathroom troubles
- |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr...

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Do you know me?
- |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...

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Eating some peanuts
- |There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided...

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Finding a house
- |Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she h...

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Florida driver's license!
- |I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate...

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Getting old when
- |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor...

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Good & bad news
- |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news...

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Grandma changed
- |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ...

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Guaranteed visits
- |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he...

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Handling teens
- |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi...

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Hard of hearing
- |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...

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Horse or chicken?
- |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...

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How old are you?
- |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho...

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How you earned it
- |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...

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I am not forgetful
- |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...

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I have bad news
- |The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ...

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I'm over the hill
- |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...

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Movies changed
- |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...

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New hearing aid
- |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor...

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No Peer Pressure
- |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be...

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Ode to cranky men
- |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...

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