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- What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede....

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- What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decompos...

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- What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat....

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- What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete....

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- Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea....

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- Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job....

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- Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat....

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- If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? De...

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- Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case....

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- Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: ...

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- Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...

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- Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the...

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- Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave....

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- I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dea...

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- A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t...

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- What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits....

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- How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye...

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- If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...

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- Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful...

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- What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust....

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- What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it....

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- What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !...

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- When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in pea...

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- Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !...

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- Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....

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