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- A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last reque...

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- Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in w...

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- A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having he...

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- Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the oth...

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- When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboa...

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- The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing t...

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- Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank....

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- Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry...

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- Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway...

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- What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your va...

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- Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir....

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- I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!...

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- Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber....

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- Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeve...

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- Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make mon...

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- Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill ...

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- A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or tra...

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- How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!...

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- What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator....

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- What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar....

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- Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter....

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- If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime)....

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- What diploma do criminals get? The third degree....

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- What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other...

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- What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery....

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