Search the entire site for jokes

Search for :

Title Hits Rating
100 Buckets of Bits
- |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...

Read the whole joke
1343 0

A husband with a computer addiction
- |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...

Read the whole joke
4314 0

A letter to the editors
- |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...

Read the whole joke
4091 0

A list of redneck computer terms
- |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...

Read the whole joke
3355 0

Abbott calling Costello
- |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...

Read the whole joke
3758 0

Actual calls to technical support
- |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h...

Read the whole joke
1970 0

Airplanes running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...

Read the whole joke
4213 0

Alice is in UNIX land
- |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...

Read the whole joke
5486 0

AOL addiction poem
- |My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...

Read the whole joke
8907 0

Architect programmer
- |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...

Read the whole joke
5345 0

Bill Gates can choose his punishment
- |Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...

Read the whole joke
616 0

Bill Gates picks his own punishment
- |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...

Read the whole joke
543 0

Bought a bad computer
- |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...

Read the whole joke
1325 0

Car break trouble
- | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They w...

Read the whole joke
955 0

Caring for floppy disks
- |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...

Read the whole joke
312 0

Changing number terms
- |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...

Read the whole joke
180 0

Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...

Read the whole joke
1592 0

Computer help stories
- |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...

Read the whole joke
825 0

Computer history of the world
- |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we...

Read the whole joke
314 0

Computer lingo guide
- |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ...

Read the whole joke
363 0

Computer problem report
- |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...

Read the whole joke
1425 0

Computer used too long
- |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...

Read the whole joke
1340 0

Confusion about Y2K
- |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...

Read the whole joke
872 0

Customer support logs
- |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...

Read the whole joke
1276 0

Definition of Windows
- |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...

Read the whole joke
1020 0

Page(s)   1 2 3 4 5 
Submit Your Own Jokes

Most Visited Jokes
Top Rated Jokes


Link Directory | link directory | GeekySpeaky: Submit Your Site! | Blog Matter

Copyright © 2004-2017 Sean Noble, All rights reserved
Read our Disclosure Policy