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- Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars....

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- What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe....

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- What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer....

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- What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!...

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- Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks ...

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- The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say whi...

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- Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music....

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- I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and mar...

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- Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? Sh...

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- What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool....

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- Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....

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- Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip....

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- Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on...

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- Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...

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- Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her s...

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- Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept....

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- What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...

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- Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds....

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- Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you....

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- When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it....

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- Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay....

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- Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept....

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- Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !...

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- I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A ch...

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- What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa....

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