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12 Shots
- A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...

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25 signs you've had too much to drink
- Please try the following:...

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3 Vampires in Bar
- Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...

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A bet made at the local bar
- |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...

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A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...

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A drunk orders himself a beer
- |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...

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A golf club visits a local bar
- |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...

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A man takes the ferry home from work
- |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...

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A neutron at a bar
- |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...

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A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...

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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...

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A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...

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A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...

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Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...

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Bad luck finding a place to hide
- |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y...

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beer and a box
- A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o...

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Big 10 Inch
- Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter s...

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Blowin Chunks
- Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to ...

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Body Building
- A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back t...

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Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha...

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Does your dog bite?
- |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No...

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Driving home very drunk
- |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...

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drunk guy and the nun
- There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...

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Female hormones in beer
- |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormo...

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Flush
- A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling...

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