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A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...

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A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...

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A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...

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Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...

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Airlines running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...

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An emergency landing
- |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...

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An engineer and a programmer
- |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...

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Are blind pilots flying?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...

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Auto Pilot
- After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuri...

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- Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate...

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Aviation jokes
- Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by ai...

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- Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husba...

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- An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that...

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- There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the ...

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- No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight...

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- A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his firs...

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- Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Sea...

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- From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are o...

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Aviation jokes
- From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten...

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- It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like...

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- How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot s...

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- After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, re...

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- Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...

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- A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,...

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- "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, ...

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