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The Explanation of Life
- On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark a...

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A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...

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A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
- A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...

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A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
- A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......

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A dangerous job
- This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...

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A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...

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A Duck walks into a bar...
- A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...

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A duck walks into a general store...
- A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...

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A fair warning
- Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...

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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...

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A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
- A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...

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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
- A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....

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A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
- A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...

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A gruesome murder
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...

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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
- A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...

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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...

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A horse and a rabbit
- A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...

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A horse walks into a bar...
- A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...

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A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
- A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...

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A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
- A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...

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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...

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A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...

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A lusty camel
- A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...

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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...

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