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How old am I? - Children
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A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how old?"He says, "I'm eleven!"He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, knowhow old I am today?"She says, "Come closer..."She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into hisunderwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says,"You're eleven."He says, "How could you tell?"She says, "I heard you tell your father."
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