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A guy named Joe finds
himself in dire
trouble. His business
started going bust and he found himself in serious
financial
trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray
for
help.

"Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if
I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
well,
please let me win the lotto".

Lotto night arrived and somebody else
won the prize.

Joe again looked up and prayed...

"Oh Lord,
please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and
I'm going to lose my car as well".

Again, Lotto night came and
went and Joe still had no luck.

Once again, he prayed...


"Oh, Lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business,
my house
and my car. My wife and children are starving. I
don't often ask
you for help and I have always been a good
servant to you. Please just
let me win the lotto this one
time so I can get my life back
in order ... "

Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as
the heavens
opened and Joe was confronted by the voice of the
Lord
himself:

"Joe, Meet Me Half Way On This One. Buy A
Ticket!"
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