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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular

diamond ring.

"Where did you get that ring?" her husband
asks.

"Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we
won, so I
bought it with my share of the winnings.

A week
later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.

"Where did
you get that coat?" her husband asks.

She replies "My boss and
played the lotto and we won again, so I
bought it with my share of
the winnings.

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving
in a red Ferrari.

"Where did you get that car?" her husband
asks. Again she repeats the
same story about the lotto and her share
of the winnings.

That night, his wife asks him to pour her a
nice warm bath while she
gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom,
she find that there is
barely enough water in the bath to cover the
plug at the far end.

"And this?" she asks her husband. "
Well," he replies, "we don't
want to get your lotto ticket wet,
do we?!"
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