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- How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !...

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- Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...

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- Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !...

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- Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...

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- Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !...

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- When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !...

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- How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?...

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- What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !...

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- Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"W...

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- Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !...

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- Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns on...

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- Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"...

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- Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too b...

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- Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of e...

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- What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !...

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- What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants...

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- What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !...

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- Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !...

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- What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you...

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- What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !...

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- What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !...

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- What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !...

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- What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !...

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- How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !...

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- What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !...

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