Things adults learn from their kids.
- There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run o...
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Up, or down?
- There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The w...
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Blonde male
- A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the ...
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Marooned
- An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bo...
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Top ten things women would do ...
- TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corp...
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Top ten things men would do if ...
- TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping f...
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Penquins on Tour
- A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please". The Attendant notices that the f...
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Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
- If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answ...
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How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
- She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food ...
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Bouncer
- Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell....
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The Chicken's
- What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "...
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Hikers meet headhunters.
- So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and b...
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Kids
- Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!...
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Hard of Hearing Genie
- OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the...
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Seagulls
- Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(bay...
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Lesbian Frogs
- What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!...
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Well I wanna be a...
- There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. But while searching, one o...
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The Fish
- What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."...
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Sandals
- This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...
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How do crazy people get through the forest?
- How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path....
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How to make an ugly baby...
- Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents....
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If You Are Unhappy
- Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.How...
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Why did the condom fly across the road?
- Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!...
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Republican or Democrat?
- Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American....
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Arguments
- Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says...
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