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Overheard In Airplane
- The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. T...

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Different Treatment
- A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor ...

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50 Ways to Appreciate Life
- 1. Watch the sunset-- on a sled.2. Smile more, --it might get you a free beer.3. Complain less. --It...

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Five Maxims of Making Excuses
- 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use.2) Always put the ...

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She Wants What He Has
- Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carryin...

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Golf For Sex
- A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch ...

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Cinderella and Tampon
- Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and s...

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Sex With A Martian
- One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduc...

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New Factory
- The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from ...

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Chick With No Arms or Legs?
- Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A: Hey...Nice Tits!!!...

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Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
- There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says to the other, "Just a minute, I'...

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Three Nuns and the Statue
- There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on Makeout Ridge, and they were, well, do...

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15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
- 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover...

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Twas the Night Before...
- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in h...

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Procrastinator\'s Creed
- 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...

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Man, I\'m Glad I\'m A Man
- Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off th...

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Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
- Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me ...

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Spell Ice Cream
- This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. Th...

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The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
- [San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend...

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Pinocchio Kidnapped!
- Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyl...

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Three Limericks
- Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, spor...

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Freedom Cost Him An Arm
- A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted ...

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Tooth Fairy's Form Letter
- Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to le...

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Having Babies Questions
- Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mot...

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100's of Bumper Stickers
- "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.""All generalizations are false.""Change is inevitable, e...

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