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Musicians on a sinking ship
- |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can'...

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Make me a better musician
- |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...

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The insane conductor
- |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...

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Violin jokes
- |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sou...

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The autograph book
- |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...

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Contacting a friend
- |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif...

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Here is your punishment
- |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your ...

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Vocal jokes
- |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...

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This must be heaven
- |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...

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The amazing conductor
- |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical o...

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Arriving at Heaven
- |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...

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Operas that never made it
- |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Sev...

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Orchestra jokes
- |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of...

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George Bernard Shaw
- |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd...

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Playing music
- |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite h...

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Efficiency
- |From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraR...

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May I speak to the conductor
- |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musi...

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Musical jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you ...

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Any last requests?
- |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and t...

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Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
- |From "Late Show with David Letterman" on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It's hosted by Ed McMahon.9. "A...

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Glossary of music terms
- |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accidentals: Wrong not...

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How to buy a stero
- |1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 1...

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Musician jokes
- |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to...

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Where are we?
- |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kri...

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What's that sound?
- |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins readi...

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