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Harp jokes
- |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pl...

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Harpsichord jokes
- |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making ...

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Oboe jokes
- |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To...

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Organ jokes
- |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: ...

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Piano jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...

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Bach in a Minuet
- |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet...

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Piccolo joke
- |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....

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That was no piccolo
- |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw y...

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Saxophone jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...

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Trombone jokes
- |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...

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Trumpet jokes
- |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...

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Tuba jokes
- |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...

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Viola jokes
- |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton ...

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Fight between the musicians
- |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin...

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Musicians on a sinking ship
- |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can'...

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Make me a better musician
- |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...

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The insane conductor
- |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...

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Violin jokes
- |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sou...

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The autograph book
- |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...

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Contacting a friend
- |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif...

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Here is your punishment
- |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your ...

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Vocal jokes
- |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...

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This must be heaven
- |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...

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The amazing conductor
- |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical o...

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Arriving at Heaven
- |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...

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